[ Oy and Claret are enjoying a fine breakfast at an unspecified dining establishment. Claret gradually finishes her food while Oy is talking. ]
OY: SIGH. Took all night to wash off all the purple goo . . . but the kids LOVED it, Claret.
CLARET: Wow, Oy! You really enjoy this job, don't you?
OY: Some folks tell me that, "Family entertainment is a waste of time . . . no one cares!"
OY: I say . . . even if no one else cares, that's no reason I shouldn't.